What happen to Raj today

Today was an unlucky day for my dear friend Rajvinder Singh. During recess the most despicable thing happened to him, while he was talking to me and Emir and out of no where he tripped! He tripped over a god damn leaf! Me and Emir we're like WTF?!?!? and laughed XD........Recess ended but his unlucky streak didn't ( Jeng Jeng Jeng) he tripped again, but by a different leaf this time....it was damn funnie. Next, we were in class sitting for the trials. Raj was sitting behind Emir, HORRIBLE MISTAKE!!!! During the English paper it happened! Emir farted, Raj was like sufficating. Emir didn't just fart one time, he farted 3 times OMG i pity Raj c'mon who wouldn't ? Ahhhh school is over, but Raj's unlucky streak is still on. I saw someone threw a firework nearby Raj, i managed to pull him back and he dodge the firework... As he dodge the firework he got hit by a car slightly XD What a day